accounting professor: how do you guys not know the difference between business professional and business casual? okay, what am i wearing? is this business professional or business casual?

student in the back: business FABULOUS

iwantthevantass:

likipanda:

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact? mine is an asshole

Chinchilla fun fact? Most chinchillas hate people and each other.

(Source: bb-forever)

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

(Source: theawesomeadventurer)

the-man-and-the-mouse:

it’s literally the best when there’s bloopers after animated movies because they animators literally took the time to make all those extra scenes and you know they are so proud of it 

(Source: waltdisneysdaily)

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea:

another-loki-blog:

Deleted lines from The Avengers script #383

this should have been in the movie

OMG I CAN’T BREATHE SOMEONE SEND HELP PLEASE BLOODY HELL TOO LATE I’M DEAD

(Source: deleted-movie-lines)