unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras)

hideiwa:

smileshide-scarythings:

hideiwa:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

okay i see where you’re coming from, except no one deserves to be sad. so i think this statement is rude and incorrect. doesn’t matter who it is. people dont deserve hell. everyones past has shit. you’ve probably been a bitch more than once too. doesn’t make it okay for people to wish sadness onto you. 

ok! i really like your point!!

but consider this: suck my ass